Hello. My name is Callie Klophaus. My staff is retiring. Would you like to be my new staff? We would have to live at your house because my lease is up. I am a very nice, quiet companion. I like to sit next to you and have my shoulders rubbed. I would love to enter my golden years with you. My current staff is handling all inquiries.
If you’re interested in giving Callie a loving home, please contact the Church Office at 201-262-0138 or email@example.com